Toronto Maple Leafs Trivia/Jokes

The below is from a forwarded email I received this morning.

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and whales have in common?
A: They both get totally confused when surrounded by ice.

Why are the Toronto Maple Leafs like Canada Post?
A: They both wear uniforms and don’t deliver!

Why doesn’t Hamilton have an NHL team?
A: Because then Toronto would want one….

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Argonauts and the Toronto Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto ?
A. None of them can play hockey.

What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
A. The Toronto Maple Leafs.

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell ‘Jesus Christ’.

How do you keep the Toronto Maple Leafs out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.

What do you call a Toronto Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

How many Toronto Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows … And we may never find out.

This guy says to the bartender, “Can my dog and I watch the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey game here? My cable is out, and my dog and I always watch the game together.”

The bartender replies, “Normally, dogs wouldn’t be allowed in my bar, but it’s not very busy right now, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there’s any trouble with you or the dog, I’ll have to ask you to leave.”

The guy agrees, and he and his dog start watching the game. Pretty soon, the Leafs manage to score a goal and the excited dog jumps up on the bar, barks loudly, does a back flip and runs over to the bartender and gives him a high-five.

The bartender says, “Wow, that’s pretty cool! What does he do when they win a game ?”

The guys answers, “No Idea, I’ve only had him for 3 years.”

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  1. #1 by Denisé at March 21st, 2011

    Here’s another one:
    Q: Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame located in Toronto?
    A: It’s the only way Maple Leafs’ fans will ever see the cup.

  2. #2 by Stephen at November 30th, 2011

    And yet another….

    Q: What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
    A: Both looked great until they hit the ice.

  3. #3 by Chris Reise at February 17th, 2013

    Got another one for you…
    Q: What does Montreal have that Toronto doesn’t have?
    A: Color photos of the Stanley Cup.

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